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| Defense | The Mighty Ducks |
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Player Info
I play based on instinct alone, I'm actually a developmentally disabled quadriplegic who eats through a straw. I'm terrible. If you get beaten by me you should pray that your god will put mercy on your soul because even he thinks you're pathetic. While you're at it, you should also pray that the straps holding me into my chair/toilet at all times fail and I fall off and break my fragile spine.
Trophy Case
Muperball XXIS1-6 House TagaryenService Record
No Service Record
Awards
 | 1st | mLTP S20 | Offensive Rookie of the Season |
| 1st | mLTP S20 | 5th Ball |
 | 2nd | mLTP S20 | Best Offense Pair |
| 2nd | mLTP S20 | FU GASP |
 | 2nd | NLTP S17 | Best Valued |
| 2nd | MLTP S21 | Offensive Rookie of the Season |
| 2nd | mLTP S21 | Offensive Ball of the Season |
| 1st | mLTP S21 | Best Offensive Pair |
| 2nd | mLTP S21 | Most Improved |
| 2nd | mLTP S21 | Best Valued |
| 1st | mLTP S21 | All-Star (Offense) |
| 2nd | mLTP S24 | FU GASP |
 | 3rd | MLTP S25 | 5th Ball |
| 2nd | mLTP S25 | Best Offense Pair |
 | 3rd | mLTP S27 | Best Position Change |
Career Stats
| 2988 | 2990 | 299 | 6:04:47 | 2357 |
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| Minutes | Tags | Captures | Hold | Returns |
| Season | Minutes | Captures | Returns | GASP O | GASP D | GASP T |
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| MLTP S29 | 348 | 26 | 226 | 5.21 | 4.38 | 2.29 |
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| The Mighty Ducks | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -39 | 2681 | 1335 | 43 | 28 | 6 |
Ranks
| Caps | 24 |
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| Hold | 16 |
| Returns | 27 |
| Prevent | 27 |
| Awards: |
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| No awards for this season |
| mLTP S27 | 300 | 25 | 323 | 6.00 | 7.22 | 7.89 |
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| Miami Ballphins (m) | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -13 | 1459 | 3097 | 48 | 62 | 73 |
Ranks
| Caps | 33 |
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| Hold | 49 |
| Returns | 20 |
| Prevent | 26 |
| Awards: |
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| Best Position Change - 3rd |
| MLTP S25 | 120 | 12 | 64 | 4.87 | 0.51 | 1.28 |
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| Miami Ballphins | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -24 | 927 | 391 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
Ranks
| Caps | 23 |
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| Hold | 23 |
| Returns | 36 |
| Prevent | 38 |
| Awards: |
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| 5th Ball - 3rd |
| mLTP S25 | 280 | 31 | 166 | 7.32 | 2.44 | 3.66 |
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| RoundCloud Cappers | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | 2218 | 1079 | 68 | 17 | 22 |
Ranks
| Caps | 11 |
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| Hold | 12 |
| Returns | 27 |
| Prevent | 24 |
| Awards: |
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| Best Offense Pair - 2nd |
| mLTP S24 | 280 | 17 | 314 | 5.48 | 7.62 | 6.67 |
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| Kansas City Mapache Chiefs | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -14 | 1766 | 2820 | 37 | 63 | 34 |
Ranks
| Caps | 20 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 13 |
| Returns | 9 |
| Prevent | 11 |
| Awards: |
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| FU GASP - 2nd |
| MLTP S23 | 240 | 25 | 159 | 6.51 | 3.02 | 4.42 |
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| The Holy Seehawks | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -56 | 1913 | 718 | 63 | 27 | 15 |
Ranks
| Caps | 14 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 13 |
| Returns | 25 |
| Prevent | 30 |
| Awards: |
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| No awards for this season |
| MLTP S22 | 100 | 6 | 63 | 2.50 | 1.46 | 1.04 |
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| 877CAPSNOW | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -2 | 615 | 317 | 41 | 25 | 5 |
Ranks
| Caps | 35 |
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| Hold | 33 |
| Returns | 38 |
| Prevent | 42 |
| Awards: |
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| No awards for this season |
| mLTP S23 | 40 | 9 | 31 | 6.38 | 1.70 | 3.19 |
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| The Holy Seehawks (m) | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 397 | 93 | 100 | 39 | 100 |
Ranks
| Caps | 30 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 37 |
| Returns | 43 |
| Prevent | 46 |
| Awards: |
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| No awards for this season |
| MLTP S21 | 240 | 20 | 165 | 6.31 | 3.69 | 3.54 |
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| Rektiles | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -9 | 1686 | 1004 | 55 | 43 | 12 |
Ranks
| Caps | 23 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 22 |
| Returns | 31 |
| Prevent | 35 |
| Awards: |
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| Offensive Rookie of the Season - 2nd |
| mLTP S21 | 280 | 49 | 177 | 9.54 | 4.46 | 9.38 |
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| S1-6 House Tagaryen | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22 | 2255 | 979 | 95 | 31 | 84 |
Ranks
| Caps | 4 |
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| Hold | 15 |
| Returns | 30 |
| Prevent | 37 |
| Awards: |
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| Offensive Ball of the Season - 2nd |
| Best Offensive Pair - 1st |
| Most Improved - 2nd |
| Best Valued - 2nd |
| All-Star (Offense) - 1st |
| NLTP S17 | 280 | 47 | 158 | 9.49 | 4.18 | 8.99 |
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| So Long and Thanks for All the Caps | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25 | 3139 | 754 | 93 | 18 | 84 |
Ranks
| Caps | 6 |
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| Hold | 3 |
| Returns | 36 |
| Prevent | 41 |
| Awards: |
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| Best Valued - 2nd |
| mLTP S20 | 160 | 27 | 91 | 7.88 | 1.15 | 3.65 |
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| The Ball Boys | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26 | 1697 | 607 | 94 | 28 | 84 |
Ranks
| Caps | 14 |
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| Hold | 19 |
| Returns | 43 |
| Prevent | 40 |
| Awards: |
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| Offensive Rookie of the Season - 1st |
| 5th Ball - 1st |
| Best Offense Pair - 2nd |
| FU GASP - 2nd |
| NLTP S6 | 240 | 1 | 306 | 2.26 | 8.84 | 6.58 |
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| Soviet Ballers | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -15 | 943 | 2820 | - | - | - |
Ranks
| Caps | - |
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| Hold | - |
| Returns | 20 |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
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| No awards for this season |
| nLTP S6 | 80 | 4 | 114 | 5.60 | 8.26 | 7.45 |
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| Ballshevik Revolution | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 191 | 1103 | - | - | - |
Ranks
| Caps | - |
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| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
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| No awards for this season |
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