| Defense | Nova Scotia, CA | Big Poppa Goes to Olive Jardim | 
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![]()  | NLTP S6 | Captain - 21 Juke Street | 
![]()  | MLTP S13 | Captain - ThunderCaps | 
![]()  | 3rd | mLTP S5 | Fuck you and your GASP | 
![]()  | 1st | mLTP S6 | Most Improved Player | 
![]()  | 2nd | NLTP S5 | Defensive Team Player | 
![]()  | 2nd | NLTP S6 | Best Western Conference Captain | 
![]()  | 3rd | eLTP S9 | Most Improved | 
![]()  | 2nd | eLTP S9 | Tourist Attraction | 
![]()  | 2nd | MLTP S13 | Best Eastern Captain | 
![]()  | 1st | eLTP S10 | Best Clip of ELTP Minors | 
![]()  | 3rd | mLTP S14 | Most Improved | 
![]()  | 1st | mLTP S14 | Best Defensive Performance | 
![]()  | 1st | mLTP S14 | All-Star (Defense) | 
![]()  | 1st | MLTP S16 | Best Streamer | 
![]()  | 2nd | MLTP S16 | Best Commentator | 
![]()  | 1st | mLTP S16 | Best Valued Ball | 
![]()  | 1st | mLTP S16 | All-Star (Defense) | 
![]()  | 3rd | NLTP S15 | Defensive Ball of the Season | 
![]()  | 2nd | NLTP S15 | Best Defense Pair | 
![]()  | 1st | NLTP S15 | All-Star (Defense) | 
![]()  | 3rd | MLTP S19 | Best Streamer | 
![]()  | 2nd | NLTP S18 | Best Streamer | 
![]()  | 3rd | NLTP S18 | Best Defense Pair | 
![]()  | 1st | NLTP S18 | Defensive Ball of the Season | 
![]()  | 2nd | NLTP S18 | Most Valuable Ball | 
![]()  | 3rd | NLTP S19 | Best Streamer | 
| 4753 | 6576 | 150 | 4:22:22 | 5711 | 
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| Minutes | Tags | Captures | Hold | Returns | 
| Season | Minutes | Captures | Returns | GASP O | GASP D | GASP T | 
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| NLTP S19 | 320 | 10 | 448 | 3.08 | 9.08 | 7.85 | 
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| Big Poppa Goes to Olive Jardim | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | 1097 | 5346 | 14 | 93 | 74 | 
| Caps | 39 | 
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| Hold | 33 | 
| Returns | 4 | 
| Prevent | 8 | 
| Awards: | 
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 Best Streamer - 3rd | 
| NLTP S18 | 280 | 14 | 402 | 5.18 | 9.76 | 9.53 | 
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| Big Poppa and the Dinos | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | 756 | 4889 | 38 | 97 | 94 | 
| Caps | 40 | 
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| Hold | 51 | 
| Returns | 1 | 
| Prevent | 4 | 
| Awards: | 
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 Best Streamer - 2nd | 
 Best Defense Pair - 3rd | 
 Defensive Ball of the Season - 1st | 
 Most Valuable Ball - 2nd | 
| mLTP S21 | 40 | 1 | 50 | 0.46 | 4.77 | 1.38 | 
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| ThunderCaps | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -3 | 134 | 545 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | 63 | 
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| Hold | 64 | 
| Returns | 58 | 
| Prevent | 51 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| mLTP S19 | 280 | 10 | 364 | 2.24 | 8.79 | 6.72 | 
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| Gotta Cap Em' All | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -33 | 756 | 4236 | 13 | 75 | 33 | 
| Caps | 38 | 
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| Hold | 39 | 
| Returns | 7 | 
| Prevent | 4 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| NLTP S15 | 280 | 14 | 413 | 5.89 | 9.38 | 9.46 | 
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| WCYDinos | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41 | 648 | 5592 | 39.3 | 98.2 | 95 | 
| Caps | 39 | 
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| Hold | 61 | 
| Returns | 7 | 
| Prevent | 1 | 
| Awards: | 
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 Defensive Ball of the Season - 3rd | 
 Best Defense Pair - 2nd | 
 All-Star (Defense) - 1st | 
| mLTP S18 | 61 | 4 | 71 | 2.22 | 4.44 | 2.08 | 
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| Clout 9 | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -10 | 189 | 815 | 28 | 66 | 57 | 
| Caps | 59 | 
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| Hold | 68 | 
| Returns | 54 | 
| Prevent | 38 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| mLTP S17 | 240 | 5 | 303 | 2.63 | 8.53 | 6.42 | 
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| CreoDudes | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -1 | 815 | 3683 | 6 | 87 | 43 | 
| Caps | 58 | 
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| Hold | 44 | 
| Returns | 13 | 
| Prevent | 13 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| MLTP S17 | 40 | 0 | 48 | 0.55 | 4.25 | 1.10 | 
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| CreoKoalas | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -40 | 80 | 462 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | 1 | 
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| Hold | 69 | 
| Returns | 61 | 
| Prevent | 57 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| mLTP S16 | 240 | 16 | 313 | 5.95 | 9.29 | 9.05 | 
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| Creokoalas (Minors) | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 692 | 4344 | 46 | 92 | 94 | 
| Caps | 31 | 
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| Hold | 46 | 
| Returns | 8 | 
| Prevent | 5 | 
| Awards: | 
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 Best Valued Ball - 1st | 
 All-Star (Defense) - 1st | 
| mLTP S15 | 230 | 10 | 318 | 4.80 | 8.80 | 7.92 | 
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| Master Boaters | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -49 | 601 | 3609 | 24 | 79 | 47 | 
| Caps | 53 | 
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| Hold | 64 | 
| Returns | 11 | 
| Prevent | 14 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| mLTP S14 | 360 | 10 | 494 | 3.41 | 9.85 | 9.09 | 
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| A Developmental Lad | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -3 | 1014 | 6462 | 11 | 93 | 57 | 
| Caps | 69 | 
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| Hold | 61 | 
| Returns | 5 | 
| Prevent | 1 | 
| Awards: | 
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 Most Improved - 3rd | 
 Best Defensive Performance - 1st | 
 All-Star (Defense) - 1st | 
| eLTP 10 | 204 | 3 | 254 | 1.19 | 5.91 | 5.07 | 
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| Blocka Juniors | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -22 | 449 | 3656 | 5 | 84 | 35 | 
| Caps | 49 | 
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| Hold | 47 | 
| Returns | 9 | 
| Prevent | 3 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| MLTP S13 | 1 | 0 | 0.89 | 0.00 | 0.51 | 
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| ThunderCaps | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 0 | 1 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | 1 | 
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| Hold | 80 | 
| Returns | 1 | 
| Prevent | 80 | 
| Awards: | 
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 Best Eastern Captain - 2nd | 
| mLTP S13 | 170 | 4 | 214 | 2.26 | 7.85 | 5.27 | 
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| ThunderCaps | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -29 | 590 | 2528 | 10 | 79 | 31 | 
| Caps | 67 | 
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| Hold | 57 | 
| Returns | 21 | 
| Prevent | 18 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| eLTP S9 | 240 | 5 | 315 | 2.45 | 6.86 | 7.28 | 
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| Stand-On-Re de Liège | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -5 | 791 | 3454 | 10 | 76 | 31 | 
| Caps | 35 | 
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| Hold | 32 | 
| Returns | 4 | 
| Prevent | 3 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| ELTP S9 | 30 | 0 | 40 | 0.08 | 1.03 | 0.50 | 
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| Stand-On-Re de Liège | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -16 | 44 | 345 | 0 | 64 | 4 | 
| Caps | 64 | 
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| Hold | 64 | 
| Returns | 51 | 
| Prevent | 43 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| mLTP S12 | 125 | 3 | 137 | 1.24 | 6.70 | 3.51 | 
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| ThunderCaps | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 450 | 1488 | 5 | 64 | 36 | 
| Caps | 74 | 
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| Hold | 73 | 
| Returns | 33 | 
| Prevent | 29 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| mLTP S11 | 80 | 4 | 74 | 2.41 | 5.37 | 2.22 | 
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| Degrees of Freedom | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -5 | 487 | 695 | 34 | 48 | 18 | 
| Caps | 70 | 
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| Hold | 72 | 
| Returns | 69 | 
| Prevent | 44 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| ENLTP S1 | 40 | 0 | 49 | 0.26 | 1.76 | 1.00 | 
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| Stand-On-Re de Liège | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 | 96 | 527 | 2 | 80 | 38 | 
| Caps | - | 
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| Hold | 62 | 
| Returns | 42 | 
| Prevent | 27 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| nLTP S7 | 40 | 3 | 21 | 4.18 | 1.36 | 1.60 | 
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| The Capaliers | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 453 | 169 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | 211 | 
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| Hold | 224 | 
| Returns | 276 | 
| Prevent | 228 | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| eLTP S6 | 50 | 0 | 49 | 0.94 | 2.70 | 2.20 | 
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| Banter BSC Berlin | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -2 | 87 | 794 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | - | 
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| Hold | - | 
| Returns | - | 
| Prevent | - | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| eLTP S6 | 50 | 1 | 45 | 1.13 | 2.13 | 1.94 | 
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| Banter BSC Berlin | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -3 | 234 | 455 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | - | 
|---|---|
| Hold | - | 
| Returns | - | 
| Prevent | - | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| NLTP S6 | 327 | 9 | 312 | 5.68 | 8.90 | 7.74 | 
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| 21 Juke Street | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 1318 | 4537 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | - | 
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| Hold | - | 
| Returns | 18 | 
| Prevent | 11 | 
| Awards: | 
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 Best Western Conference Captain - 2nd | 
| NLTP S5 | 180 | 0 | 227 | 2.71 | 8.72 | 6.49 | 
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| 21 Juke Street | +/- | Hold | Prevent | SASP O | SASP D | SASP T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | 499 | 2600 | 16 | 81 | 74 | 
| Caps | - | 
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| Hold | - | 
| Returns | - | 
| Prevent | - | 
| Awards: | 
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 Defensive Team Player - 2nd | 
| mLTP S7 | 184 | 3 | 175 | 3.13 | 7.71 | 5.17 | 
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| Spherical Squires | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -45 | 809 | 1419 | 8 | 58 | 17 | 
| Caps | - | 
|---|---|
| Hold | - | 
| Returns | - | 
| Prevent | - | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| mLTP S6 | 351 | 9 | 347 | 5.00 | 9.38 | 9.02 | 
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| FSBallers | +/- | Hold | Prevent | WEPS O | WEPS D | WEPS T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41 | 1027 | 4438 | 34 | 79 | 49 | 
| Caps | - | 
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| Hold | - | 
| Returns | 3 | 
| Prevent | 1 | 
| Awards: | 
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 Most Improved Player - 1st | 
| eLTP S3 | 60 | 2 | 60 | 1.46 | 2.66 | 3.13 | 
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| Poppenham Hotspur | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 321 | 587 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | - | 
|---|---|
| Hold | - | 
| Returns | - | 
| Prevent | - | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
| mLTP S5 | 180 | 5 | 126 | 4.44 | 6.08 | 5.40 | 
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| Pop'em Block'em Amateurbots | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -19 | 1064 | 1311 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | - | 
|---|---|
| Hold | - | 
| Returns | - | 
| Prevent | - | 
| Awards: | 
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 Fuck you and your GASP - 3rd | 
| eLTP S2 | 70 | 5 | 42 | 5.00 | 5.16 | 4.19 | 
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| Rolling BC | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | 241 | 450 | - | - | - | 
| Caps | - | 
|---|---|
| Hold | - | 
| Returns | - | 
| Prevent | - | 
| Awards: | 
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| No awards for this season | 
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