No Service Record
![]() | 1st | ELTP S5 | Most Improved Player |
![]() | 3rd | ELTP S5 | Best Well-Rounded Player |
![]() | 3rd | ELTP S6 | Alchemists |
![]() | 1st | ELTP S6 | Captain of the Season |
![]() | 2nd | ELTP S7 | Fuck you and your GASP |
![]() | 3rd | ELTP S8 | Best Well-Rounded Player |
![]() | 3rd | mLTP S11 | Best 5th Player |
![]() | 1st | NLTP S9 | Defensive Team Player |
| 3240 | 4373 | 120 | 4:05:21 | 3604 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Minutes | Tags | Captures | Hold | Returns |
| Season | Minutes | Captures | Returns | GASP O | GASP D | GASP T |
|---|
| ELTP S10 | 190 | 16 | 194 | 5.12 | 4.94 | 5.83 |
|---|
| Chaseterfield FC | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -12 | 1140 | 2638 | 49 | 58 | 56 |
| Caps | 17 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 22 |
| Returns | 18 |
| Prevent | 14 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| NLTP S10 | 160 | 8 | 173 | 4.01 | 6.76 | 4.73 |
|---|
| reCAPTCHA | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -43 | 985 | 1449 | 31 | 54 | 28 |
| Caps | 93 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 84 |
| Returns | 70 |
| Prevent | 56 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| nLTP S9 | 20 | 0 | 16 | 1.34 | 2.49 | 0.74 |
|---|
| Over the Pants Handoffs | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -5 | 142 | 221 | - | - | - |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | 181 |
| Returns | 184 |
| Prevent | 152 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| eLTP S9 | 30 | 0 | 51 | 0.07 | 1.61 | 0.93 |
|---|
| Roll Madrid | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | 72 | 541 | 0 | 100 | 69 |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | 63 |
| Returns | 50 |
| Prevent | 41 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| ELTP S9 | 116 | 12 | 90 | 4.85 | 3.51 | 4.41 |
|---|
| Roll Madrid | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 780 | 844 | 59 | 46 | 34 |
| Caps | 21 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 28 |
| Returns | 35 |
| Prevent | 28 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| NLTP S9 | 121 | 4 | 156 | 3.13 | 7.29 | 4.79 |
|---|
| Over the Pants Handoffs | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21 | 593 | 1830 | 27 | 86 | 77 |
| Caps | 91 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 92 |
| Returns | 63 |
| Prevent | 41 |
| Awards: |
|---|
Defensive Team Player - 1st |
| mLTP S11 | 80 | 6 | 100 | 4.81 | 7.22 | 5.19 |
|---|
| Boats 'n' Holds | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -8 | 507 | 886 | 57 | 70 | 75 |
| Caps | 58 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 70 |
| Returns | 55 |
| Prevent | 37 |
| Awards: |
|---|
Best 5th Player - 3rd |
| MLTP S11 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1.17 | 0.43 | 0.53 |
|---|
| Boats 'n' Holds | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -6 | 13 | 8 | - | - | - |
| Caps | 1 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 92 |
| Returns | 92 |
| Prevent | 91 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| NLTP S8 | 182 | 6 | 238 | 4.88 | 8.58 | 6.85 |
|---|
| Whitecaps | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -14 | 818 | 2445 | 19 | 82 | 57 |
| Caps | 70 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 73 |
| Returns | 34 |
| Prevent | 25 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| ELTP S8 | 281 | 18 | 391 | 5.26 | 5.91 | 8.74 |
|---|
| Hidejuke Split | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29 | 1272 | 3354 | 54 | 72 | 76 |
| Caps | 16 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 20 |
| Returns | 3 |
| Prevent | 8 |
| Awards: |
|---|
Best Well-Rounded Player - 3rd |
| mLTP S10 | 50 | 2 | 41 | 2.69 | 5.31 | 2.63 |
|---|
| Origin Ducks | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -7 | 431 | 515 | - | - | - |
| Caps | 122 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 112 |
| Returns | 119 |
| Prevent | 71 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| ELTP S7 | 180 | 18 | 106 | 5.94 | 3.40 | 5.28 |
|---|
| Ballern Munich | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -3 | 1831 | 473 | 73 | 38 | 40 |
| Caps | 14 |
|---|---|
| Hold | 15 |
| Returns | 28 |
| Prevent | 30 |
| Awards: |
|---|
Fuck you and your GASP - 2nd |
| eLTP S7 | 41 | 0 | 66 | 0.50 | 2.54 | 1.78 |
|---|
| Ballern Munich | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 281 | 459 | 10 | 100 | 76 |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | 61 |
| Returns | 38 |
| Prevent | 34 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| MLTP S9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 0.39 | 0.70 | 0.31 |
|---|
| Ghostboosters | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -1 | 1 | 38 | - | - | - |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| mLTP S9 | 20 | 0 | 7 | 0.68 | 0.15 | 0.23 |
|---|
| qakboosters | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 91 | 84 | - | - | - |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| ELTP S6 | 250 | 4 | 293 | 2.20 | 6.00 | 7.50 |
|---|
| Chasea FC | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23 | 860 | 3499 | - | - | - |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | 7 |
| Prevent | 6 |
| Awards: |
|---|
Alchemists - 3rd |
Captain of the Season - 1st |
| mLTP S8 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0.34 | 0.11 | 0.17 |
|---|
| Boostin Dynamo | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 0 | 23 | - | - | - |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| ELTP S5 | 225 | 12 | 158 | 4.18 | 3.58 | 6.52 |
|---|
| Holdham Capletic | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17 | 1626 | 1836 | - | - | - |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | 20 |
| Awards: |
|---|
Most Improved Player - 1st |
Best Well-Rounded Player - 3rd |
| NLTP S5 | 281 | 4 | 355 | 5.15 | 9.58 | 8.72 |
|---|
| Blockwork Orange | +/- | Hold | Prevent | SASP O | SASP D | SASP T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 58 | 888 | 4054 | 33 | 83 | 82 |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | 14 |
| Prevent | 14 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| nLTP S5 | 68 | 1 | 93 | 3.34 | 8.11 | 5.98 |
|---|
| Blockwork Orange | +/- | Hold | Prevent | SASP O | SASP D | SASP T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -2 | 314 | 814 | 39 | 78 | 71 |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| ELTP S4 | 307 | 1 | 313 | 1.51 | 5.95 | 6.16 |
|---|
| Blockingham Forekt | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 502 | 4473 | - | - | - |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | 9 |
| Prevent | 6 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| NLTP S4 | 141 | 3 | 180 | 6.00 | 9.16 | 8.14 |
|---|
| Pequenos Pandas | +/- | Hold | Prevent | SASP O | SASP D | SASP T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | 250 | 2077 | 37 | 100 | 100 |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| nLTP S4 | 96 | 3 | 100 | 5.93 | 8.61 | 7.76 |
|---|
| Pequenos Pandas | +/- | Hold | Prevent | SASP O | SASP D | SASP T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | 664 | 851 | 3.72 | 7.24 | 7.07 |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| ELTP S3 | 20 | 0 | 28 | 0.40 | 5.28 | 4.71 |
|---|
| Rekt Ham Jukenited | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 15 | 206 | - | - | - |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| eLTP S3 | 267 | 0 | 361 | 1.03 | 7.10 | 6.75 |
|---|
| Rekt Ham Jukenited | +/- | Hold | Prevent | WEPS O | WEPS D | WEPS T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -8 | 397 | 3543 | 7 | 87 | 76 |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | 1 |
| Prevent | 5 |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| eLTP S2 | 80 | 2 | 64 | 3.31 | 5.97 | 2.34 |
|---|
| FC Jukerecht | +/- | Hold | Prevent | NISH O | NISH D | NISH T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -16 | 248 | 868 | - | - | - |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
| NLTP S2 | 26 | 0 | 23 | 2.09 | 2.73 | 2.05 |
|---|
| Jukeboxers | +/- | Hold | Prevent | WEPS O | WEPS D | WEPS T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | 0 | 261 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Caps | - |
|---|---|
| Hold | - |
| Returns | - |
| Prevent | - |
| Awards: |
|---|
| No awards for this season |
What a scrub
How kind of you to say